“I saw you kissing my sister last night!” jeered the brat to the embarrassed teenager.
“All right all right! Not so loud,” said the youth. “Here’s fifty cents to keep your mouth shut.”
“Gee, thank! Wait a minute and I’ll give you twenty cents change.”
“Twenty cents change? What for?”
“I like to be fair,” said the youngster, “and it’s the same price for everybody!”
Q: What did the zero say to the eight?
A: Nice belt.
“Why does your husband always call you his Fair Lady when you’re a brunet?”
“He is a bus conductor”