kid jokes

“Why does your husband always call you his Fair Lady when you’re a brunet?”
“He is a bus conductor”

Teacher: "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil: "The moon."
Teacher: "Why?"
Pupil: "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it."

What did the hot dog say when he crossed the finish line?
I’m the wiener!

Q. What is pink and fluffy?
A. Pink Fluff
Q. Whats purple and fluffy?
A. Pink fluff holding it's breath.