kid jokes

A busy mother and her two small children, Jack and Sally, were on a train ride to the city.

Halfway through the trip, Jack asked his mother, “What was the name of the last station where this train stopped?”

The mother replied, “I don’t remember. “Why?”

“Well,” little Jack answered, “because that’s where Sally got off.”

After being punished for losing his temper, a little boy ventured to ask his mother, “Please explain to me the difference between my foul tempered and your worn nerves.”

A little boy took the chair at the barbershop. “How would you like your hair cut today, son?” asked the barber. “Oh, do it like you do Daddy’s, with the big hole at the back.”

A little boy took the chair at the barbershop. “How would you like your hair cut today, son?” asked the barber. “Oh, do it like you do Daddy’s, with the big hole at the back.”