During a sixth grade sex education class, the young professor asked, "What happens to a young woman during puberty?"
There was no reply from her students, so she rephrased the question. "What happens to young women as they mature?"
One girl raised her hand and answered, “We start carrying purses?”
Halloween. The door bell rings and a man answers it. Here stands this plain but well dressed kid, saying, "Trick or Treat!"
The man asks the kid what he is dressed up as. The kid replies, "I'm an IRS agent."
Then he takes 40 percent of the man's candy, leaves, and doesn't say thank you.