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What Do You Call
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Q: What do you call an old snowman?

A: Water

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Does It Only Come in Black?
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My five-year-old son is crazy about cars so I took him to his first car show. He loved seeing all the different models and brands and gushed over the big engines, the colors, and even the wheels. But the car he was most impressed with was a hearse.

“Mom!” he shouted. “Look at all this storage!”

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Lazy Scissors
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What did the lazy pair of scissors say the to dotted line?

You are tear-able!

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How Old Are You Grandpa?
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The six year old asked his grandpa how old he was. Grandpa decided to have some fun and replied, "I really don't know."

The boy said, "Why don't your look in your underwear?"

"Why would I do that?" he replied in wonder.

"Well mine says 4 to 6 and I am six years old."

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posted by "Bumpa Hennigar" |