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Entering first grade, I was ask by the teacher if I had learned my ABCs and could I count to 100? I answered yes I had, now can I be a Pharmacist?

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Three young boys stand around talking about how fast their dads are.

First boy said my dad is so fast he can turn the light off and still get in bed before the light goes out.

Second boy goes my dad is so fast he can turn the hose off run to the end still get a full glass of water.

Third boy says my dad is so fast, he has a government job he gets off of work at 5 and he's home by 3.

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The left eye said to the right eye:

"Something has come between us and it smells."

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posted by "B-Chocky" |
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Knock knock ... Who's there?

Boo

Boo who?

You don't need to cry it's just a joke!

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posted by "Jaron Wilson" |