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An old man gets out of prison, after many years being locked up. He stands at the pavement, and yells, "I'm free! I'm free!"

As he shouts, a little kid walks up to him happily and joins, “I’m four! I’m four!"

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posted by "ERS" |
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Husband brings the child home from kindergarten and asks his wife, "He’s been crying the whole way home. Is he sick or something?"

"No," replies the wife, "he was just trying to tell you he isn’t our Frankie."

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posted by "srinu" |
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Wilfred had just learned his ABC's and was very scared of reciting them in front of his class. He stood in front of the class trembling and began, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z."

His teacher said, "Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot P. Where's the P?"

He replied," It's running down my leg."

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What do you call a girl on the beach with no arms and no legs?

Sandy

What was here friends name?

Shelly

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs on the porch?

Matt

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a girl with one leg longer than the other?

Eileen

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posted by "Jjnov" |