The pediatric nurse entered the room, prepared to do the job of giving a shot to a little girl. Upon entering the examining room, little girl starting screaming, “NO! NO! NO!”
“Jessica,” her mother scolded her, “that is not polite behavior!”
The girl stopped briefly and then continued with her screaming, “NO THANK YOU! NO THANK YOU! NO THANK YOU!”
During a sixth grade sex education class, the young professor asked, "What happens to a young woman during puberty?"
There was no reply from her students, so she rephrased the question. "What happens to young women as they mature?"
One girl raised her hand and answered, “We start carrying purses?”
“Give me a sentence about a public servant,” the teacher instructed her third grade class.
“The fireman came down the ladder pregnant,” answered one little girl.
“Umm … Do you know what pregnant means?”
“Yes,” said the girl. “It means carrying a child.”