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Mom: Son, you’re good in math. Now I’m going to ask you a question.

Son: Okay, mom.

Mom: Your dad gives you 3 apples. Then I give you 4 apples. What’s your answer?

Son: Thank you very much?!?!?

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A young boy asks his dad, “What is the difference between confident and confidential?”

The dad replies, “You are my son, I’m confident about that. But see your friend over there? He is also my son. That’s confidential.”

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"When is it bad luck to see a black cat?"

"When you're a mouse???"

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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Grampa (attempting to fix a toy): "Vinnie, give me your free hand."

Vinnie: "I don't have free hands, Grampa."

Grampa: "Sure you do, Vinnie. Just give me your free hand."

Vinnie (exasperated): "I don't HAVE free hands, Grampa! I only have TWO!"

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |