kid jokes

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Mom: Why are you wiping the floor with that cake?

Son: Well, it’s a sponge cake, isn’t it?

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posted by "Clown" |
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"What do you get if you cross a fridge and a stereo?"

"I don't know, what?"

"Cool music!"

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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We took our son to eat breakfast on his birthday and when the hostess was sitting us, she asked if we needed a kid's menu.

My son looked at her surprised and said, "Kids menu? Excuse me! I'm a teenager! Today is my birthday. I'm eleven-teen!"

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posted by "Ricky G" |
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I found my 10-year-old son reading a book titled “How to Bring Up Children Properly”.

So I asked, "Sweetie, why are you reading that? It's for parents, so it's for me to read, not for you to read.”

The son replied, “That’s why I am reading it, to find out whether you are bringing me up properly.”

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posted by "Nagaraj Shenoy" |