kid jokes

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A small boy stood in front of the shoemaker’s store watching the man at work.

“What do you fix shoes with, Mister?” he asked.

“Hide,” replied the shoemaker.

“What?” asked the boy.

“I said hide,” replied the shoemaker impatiently.

“What for?” the boy asked.

“Hide! The cow’s outside,” the man said.

“I don’t care if it is, I’m not afraid of a cow,” the young boy replied.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Hal was home from college for the holidays. He said to his little sister, Sue, ”Would you like me to read you a narrative?”

”What is a narrative?” Sue asked.

”A narrative is a tale,” Hal told her.

That night when Sue went to bed, Hal asked, ”Should I extinguish the light, Sue?”

Sue asked, “What does extinguish mean?”

“Extinguish means to put out,” Hal explained.

The next day they were at dinner when their dog made a nuisance of himself.

”Hal,” Sue said, ”would you take the dog by the narrative and extinguish him?”

5 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
3 votes

Two young children stood in front of a mummy case in the museum. On the bottom of the mummy case they noticed ”1286 B.C.”.

”What does that number mean?” asked the first one.

The second one thought a moment and said, ”That must be the license plate of the car that hit him.”

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$5.00 won 7 votes

This past spring my church was flooded along with other places in the area. On the day back one of the Sunday School teacher decided to have a lesson on Noah and The Ark.

She asked the question: "Did you know that all the animals came on the ark in pairs?"

After some discussion, the teacher's fears were realizes as Little Johnny was waving his hand to be called on.

Little Johnny volunteered, "Teacher, all but the worms! They came on board in the apples."

7 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Egbert" |