kid jokes

Category: "Kid Jokes"
$15.00 won 27 votes

Teacher: "School starts 8am, young man. Why are you coming in at 8:30am?

Student: "Sir, by all means, you can start the class without me. No need to wait."

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Clown" |
$7.00 won 25 votes

Teacher to the class: "How can we keep our school clean?"

Student: "By staying at home?"

25 votes

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
0 votes

A little boy walks into a phone store and right away sees the new Samsung Galaxy phone that just came out.

He walks up to the register and the worker asks, "What can I help you with, young man?"

The little boy asks, "Are you the Guardian of the Galaxies?"

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posted by "French_Fry" |
4 votes

What did the Cyclop say to a suspect?

"I got my eye on you!"

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |