kid jokes

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3 votes

Dad: "Johnny, go to bed. You're dozing off on the couch..."

Little Johnny (opening his eyes): "No dad, I'm not dozing... I'm just blinking reaaaally sloooowly."

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posted by "SirD" |
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Mikey: "I ate a submarine sandwich for lunch and I think I'm going to be sick."

Mother: "What makes you say that?"

Mikey: "It's starting to surface."

5 votes

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
2 votes

Me: "Say please...."

Toddler: ".........."

Me: "Say thank you..."

Toddler: ".............."

Me: (spilling milk) "Ah, crap!"

Toddler: "Ah, crap!"

2 votes

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posted by "Dansei59" |
2 votes

A little girl struggling to complete a problem in class asks her teacher for help.

The teacher looks at the page and tells the student, "Do not worry, with all the resources here we can figure it out. The answer is a foot."

The girl looks at the page with a confused gaze and says, "But its math class!"

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posted by "Angela Whatley" |