kid jokes

Category: "Kid Jokes"
0 votes

Six year old daughter: "Do you know what they called Batman and Robin after the Joker ran over them with a steam roller?"

Daddy: "No, what?"

Six year old daughter: "Flatman and Ribbon."

0 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "Douglas" |
0 votes

I was driving down the road one day when I happened to see some kids with a lemonade stand. I stopped and found they had two bowls of ice cold lemonade. One was 75 cents a glass and the other was 25 cents a glass.

I asked for the 25 cents lemonade. I drank it all down and it was delicious. I asked what the difference was between bowls because the 25 cents lemonade was terrific.

The boys looked at each other then one of them said, "We're trying to get rid of that bowl of lemonade because a cat fell into it."

0 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "Douglas" |
0 votes

A four year old got her daddy out of bed early one Saturday morning.

As he was fixing her breakfast she asked, "Why do you have one eye open and one eye closed"?

Her father looked at her and smiled as he said, "I'm still half asleep."

0 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "Douglas" |
0 votes

When Queen Elizabeth II ascended to the throne, what was the first thing she did?

Sit down!

0 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "harharhar" |