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For Martin Luther King Day, I asked my fifth graders how they’d make the world a better place.

One said, “I’d make potato skins a main dish rather than an appetizer.”

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posted by "srg" |
$8.00 won 7 votes

Mom: Why are you wiping the floor with that cake?

Son: Well, it’s a sponge cake, isn’t it?

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posted by "Clown" |
$50.00 won 16 votes

"What do you get if you cross a fridge and a stereo?"

"I don't know, what?"

"Cool music!"

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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We took our son to eat breakfast on his birthday and when the hostess was sitting us, she asked if we needed a kid's menu.

My son looked at her surprised and said, "Kids menu? Excuse me! I'm a teenager! Today is my birthday. I'm eleven-teen!"

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posted by "Ricky G" |