Dad was angry when he saw that his son scored a zero in math.
"Son, can you explain this to me?"
"Well dad, the teacher didn't have any stars left to give me, so she gave me a moon!"
What did the dim candle say to the new and bright CFL in the classroom?
"Watt's up dude!"
One morning when I was seven, my Mom was lecturing me about an untruth I told her.
In response I said, "Honest Mom, I didn't know I was lying. I thought I was just making it up."
Farmer-A sells apples.
Farmer-B sells bananas.
What does farmer-C sell?
Medicine, of course!