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Dad was angry when he saw that his son scored a zero in math.

"Son, can you explain this to me?"

"Well dad, the teacher didn't have any stars left to give me, so she gave me a moon!"

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posted by "RS" |
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What did the dim candle say to the new and bright CFL in the classroom?

"Watt's up dude!"

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posted by "Michael Stephen Douglas" |
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One morning when I was seven, my Mom was lecturing me about an untruth I told her.

In response I said, "Honest Mom, I didn't know I was lying. I thought I was just making it up."

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posted by "Douglas" |
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Farmer-A sells apples.

Farmer-B sells bananas.

What does farmer-C sell?

Medicine, of course!

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posted by "JK" |