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Today my son asked, "Can I have a book mark?"

I burst into tears. Eleven years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

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posted by "clwhit" |
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Two little girls were playing together one afternoon in the park when one said, "I wonder what time it is?.

"Well, it can't be four o'clock," replied the other with magnificent logic.

"How do you know," asked the first girl.

"Because my mother said I was to be home by four o'clock and I'm not."

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posted by "Benjones" |
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Little Johnny: That knife-throwing act was terrible. I want my money back.

Carnival Owner: What was the matter with it?

Little Johnny: Call that a knife thrower? He got ten chances and he didn’t even hit that girl once!

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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A minister, after the Sunday morning service, walked alongside a brook and noticed a young boy fishing. After seeing him catch a number of fish he approached the boy and said, "My boy, don't you know it is not right to be fishing on Sunday? Besides, it is very cruel to insert that sharp hook into that poor beetle."

The boy replied, "Oh, say sir, this ain't a beetle. It's an imitation."

"Oh I thought it was a real bug."

Lifting up a nice string of fish, the boy replies, "So did these suckers!"

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posted by "Benjones" |