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I was helping out with a tennis camp for little kids. At the beginning, the tennis pro running the event was talking about good sportsmanship.

He asked, "Can anyone tell me what a good sport is?"

This cute little 5-year-old raised his hand, got called on, and said, "Baseball."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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A little girl won two goldfish at a fair. When the family arrived home, her mother asked her what she was going to call them.

“I think I’ll call them One and Two,” said the little girl.

“They’re unusual names for goldfish. Why have you chosen them?”

”Because if One dies, I’ll still have Two!”

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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Julia's mother asked her, "Why are you feeding birdseed to the cat?"

"Because," Julia answered, "that's where my canary is."

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My second grade announced at the dinner table that after school a boy in her class had kissed her.

Trying to stay cool her mother asked, "How did that happen?"

Our daughter said, "It wasn't easy, I needed three other girls to help hold him on the ground."

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posted by "barber7796" |