kid jokes

Category: "Kid Jokes"
$15.00 won 3 votes

Bob: Last night I put my tooth under my pillow. This morning I found a dime there instead.

Joe: When I put mine under my pillow, I got a dollar.

Bob: WOW! You must have buck teeth!

3 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
$25.00 won 10 votes

Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron.

Now it was question time and she asked, "My name begins with the letter 'M' and I pick up things. What am I?"

A little boy in the front row said, "You're a mother."

10 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
2 votes

A mother brought her child to school to register him. However, the child was only five and the age required was six.

“I think,” the mother said to the principal, “that he can pass the six-year-old test.”

“We’ll see,” replied the principal. Then to the child, the principal said, “Son, just say a few words that come to your mind.”

“Do you want logically connected sentences,” asked the child, “or purely irrelevant words?”

2 votes

posted by "iqannnylirod" |
2 votes

A small boy stood in front of the shoemaker’s store watching the man at work.

“What do you fix shoes with, Mister?” he asked.

“Hide,” replied the shoemaker.

“What?” asked the boy.

“I said hide,” replied the shoemaker impatiently.

“What for?” the boy asked.

“Hide! The cow’s outside,” the man said.

“I don’t care if it is, I’m not afraid of a cow,” the young boy replied.

2 votes

posted by "iqannnylirod" |