A mother walked up to the pharmacist and said, "I would like vitamins for my son."
"Vitamin A, B or C?" the pharmacist asked.
It doesn't matter," the mother replied. "He can't read yet."
My 5 year old daughter drew a nice picture of a princess and beautiful flowers and sunshine...
Then she brought the picture to her daddy and said, "Daddy, this is a picture of you and me... but I don't have time to draw you."
I am constantly drinking Diet Coke.
On a rainy day I told my 9 year-old son that I needed an umbrella because I’m made of sugar and will melt in the rain.
He said, “You sure it's not artificial sugar?”
Scott: "When I grow up, I'm going to run for Congress!"
Billy: "Gee, it's a long way to Washington, Scott, maybe you should start running now."