For Martin Luther King Day, I asked my fifth graders how they’d make the world a better place.
One said, “I’d make potato skins a main dish rather than an appetizer.”
Mom: Why are you wiping the floor with that cake?
Son: Well, it’s a sponge cake, isn’t it?
"What do you get if you cross a fridge and a stereo?"
"I don't know, what?"
We took our son to eat breakfast on his birthday and when the hostess was sitting us, she asked if we needed a kid's menu.
My son looked at her surprised and said, "Kids menu? Excuse me! I'm a teenager! Today is my birthday. I'm eleven-teen!"