At their high school reunion, Sarah and Esther meet up for the first time in fifty years.
Sarah begins to tell Esther about her children: "My son is a doctor and he's got four kids. My daughter is married to a lawyer and they have three great kids. So tell me Esther, how about your kids?"
Esther replies, "Unfortunately, Morty and I don't have any children and so we have no grandchildren either."
Sarah says, "No children and no grandchildren... so tell me, Esther, what do you do for aggravation?"
I was helping out with a tennis camp for little kids. At the beginning, the tennis pro running the event was talking about good sportsmanship.
He asked, "Can anyone tell me what a good sport is?"
This cute little 5-year-old raised his hand, got called on, and said, "Baseball."
A little girl won two goldfish at a fair. When the family arrived home, her mother asked her what she was going to call them.
“I think I’ll call them One and Two,” said the little girl.
“They’re unusual names for goldfish. Why have you chosen them?”
”Because if One dies, I’ll still have Two!”