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A four year old got her daddy out of bed early one Saturday morning.

As he was fixing her breakfast she asked, "Why do you have one eye open and one eye closed"?

Her father looked at her and smiled as he said, "I'm still half asleep."

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posted by "Douglas" |
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When Queen Elizabeth II ascended to the throne, what was the first thing she did?

Sit down!

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posted by "harharhar" |
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"Mommy, why do all the other kids call me a hairy werewolf?"

"It's okay honey, never mind them. Now stop talking about that and brush your face."

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John wished his classmate Julia, "All the best on your exams."

Julia replied, "Thank you and all the best to you too!"

Later Julia passed and John failed.

John came to the only possible and logical conclusion he could... "That only boys wish with a true heart."

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posted by "RS" |