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No More Math
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A young kid found an old lamp. As always the lamp was rubbed and a genie appeared granting 3 wishes.

Genie: I will grant you 3 wishes!

Kid: I wish math didn't exist.

Genie: DONE! You have no more wishes!

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Playing Doctor
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The seven-year old told her mom that a little boy in her class asked her to play doctor.

"Oh,dear," the mother nervously sighed. "What happened, honey?"

"Nothing, he made me wait 45 minutes and then double-billed the insurance company."

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My Baseball Mitt
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Junior: Mother, I can’t find my baseball mitt.

Mother: Did you look in the car?

Junior: Where in the car?

Mother: Try the glove compartment.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Little Jack Horner Sat In A Corner
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An Eskimo mother was reading to her small daughter in their igloo. She began, "Little Jack Horner sat in a corner..."

"What's a corner?" the little girl asked.

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posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |