kid jokes

Category: "Kid Jokes"
$5.00 won 5 votes

The teacher told her class to copy the math problems she had written on the board and to draw a line between each problem. When she was grading the papers she noticed that little Susie had drawn flowers between the problems.

Teacher to Susie: "These are very pretty flowers, but why did you draw them on your math assignment?"

Susie: "I had to draw flowers because I don't know how to draw lions."

5 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Magenta Sunrise" |
1 votes

I came to the realization that my 5 year old was watching too much reality TV when we attended a wedding.

As the four bridesmaids walked down the aisle to the altar, he asked, "Is this where the groom picks the one he wants to marry?"

1 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "Dansei59" |
2 votes

A teacher asks a little boy to define the word fascinate.

The little boy says, "I have a blue sweater with nine buttons, but I can only fasten eight."

2 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "Mimi" |
$6.00 won 4 votes

The Fourth of July weekend was approaching, and Miss Pelham, the nursery school teacher, took the opportunity to tell her class about patriotism.

"We live in a great country," she announced. "One of the things we should be happy about is, in this country we are all free."

Trevor, who was a little boy in her class, came walking up to her from the back of the room. He stood with his hands on his hips and said loudly, "I'm not free. I'm four!"

4 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "wadejagz" |