kid jokes

My 8yo daughter met a girl at summer camp last year named "Internet."

I said no way, that can't be her name but my daughter has been adamant.

For almost a year we've been having this discussion.

ANTOINETTE. I just found out her name is Antoinette.

Children are like pancakes.

The first one always comes out a little weird.

At the doctor's waiting room a man was sitting opposite a mother and her little daughter.

He asks the little girl, "Hi there, and how old are you?"

The little girl showed him 4 fingers to indicate she is 4 years old.

The man says, "That is nice, but can't you talk?"

The little girl replies, "Yes I can, but can't you count?"