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Favorite this joke On a visit to the zoo, a small 3 year old boy passes the stork exhibit and looks up at the birds intently.
As his family then moves on, he turns to his father and says, "Gee Daddy, they didn't even recognize me."
A mother and son where out for lunch at a diner.
The waitress says, "Cops and kids under 5 eat for free!"
Mother discreetly nudges her 6 year old.
The son says, "I'm a police."
A little boy went to the store with his grandmother and on the way home, he was looking at the things she had purchased.
He found a package of panty hose and began to sound out the words "Queen Size".
He then turned to his grandmother and exclaimed, "Look Grandma, you wear the same size as our bed!"
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