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A small boy turned to his Aunt Mildred and said, "Wow, you're not pretty!"

His mother overheard the remark and was appalled. She took him aside and gave him a real telling-off before ordering him to go back out to say sorry to Aunt Mildred.

Suitably chastened, the boy went over and said quietly, "Aunt Mildred, I'm sorry you're not pretty."

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posted by "Leibel" |
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Teacher: What's 5 plus 3?

Student: Um... I don't know?

Teacher: You silly boy, it is 8.

Student: Wait... yesterday you said that 4 and 4 was 8?!?!

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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After trying to for hours to get my daughters to clean their room, I burst in and yelled, "GET THIS ROOM CLEAN NOW, BEFORE I HAVE A COW!!!"

My youngest daughter (3 years old) looked at me with a very puzzled expression and said, "You mean you'd get rid of us and have a cow instead?"

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posted by "HENNE" |
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A girl prayed to God, “Dear God, Why is it that you don’t make smarter men anymore?”

God replied, “I stopped making smarter men, the day 'Smart’ phones were made.”

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posted by "RS" |