kid jokes

Category: "Kid Jokes"
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My cousin, a teacher, asked her young students, "Why should you never accept candy from strangers?"

One girl knew. "Because it might be past the sell-by date."

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posted by "stee" |
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"Daddy," said my 10-year-old daughter, "I think I want to join the Army."

"Baby," I answered, "I think the Air Force would be a better option for you."

"But I don’t want to be a pilot."

"You don’t have to be a pilot," I told her. "There are other jobs in the Air Force."

Her answer: "I don’t want to be a flight attendant either."

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Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "stee" |
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Sammy wants to test the math skills of his 5 year old cousin, Perry. He asks him, "If you have two candies and I give you two candies, how many candies will you have?"

Without hesitating, Perry answers. "Before I answer that, first give me the two candies."

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posted by "Willy Kalala" |
$25.00 won 5 votes

While editing announcements for a newspaper, I came across an item promoting a camp for children with asthma.

Aside from all the wonderful activities the kids could enjoy, such as canoeing, swimming, crafts and more, it promised that its lakefront property offered something the kids probably did not expect... breathtaking views!

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "sravanthi" |