kid jokes

I am constantly drinking Diet Coke.

On a rainy day I told my 9 year-old son that I needed an umbrella because I’m made of sugar and will melt in the rain.

He said, “You sure it's not artificial sugar?”

Scott: "When I grow up, I'm going to run for Congress!"

Billy: "Gee, it's a long way to Washington, Scott, maybe you should start running now."

Mikey: "I ate a submarine sandwich for lunch and I think I'm going to be sick."

Mother: "What makes you say that?"

Mikey: "It's starting to surface."