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Two high school buddies decided once and for all to prove who was the faster swimmer. They picked a large stream near their old high school, and the first one to swim to the other side would be declared the winner. Harvey, a friend of Bill, the so-called underdog, had a plan.

"For some reason," Harvey explained to Bill's other rooters, "Bill loves jokes, and when he hears or reads good, funny jokes, it gets his adrenaline going, and nothing can stop him."

Harvey then grabs a joke book and hands it to Bill before the whistle blew to start the race. "And they're off!" the whistle blower shouted.

Halfway across, picking the winner was practically a no-brainer. "Bill's going to win!" yelled one.

"He's actually chuckling and giggling, reading that joke book while swimming to the slope bordering the other side of the stream."

"What's he accomplishing by doing that?"

"He's laughing all the way to the bank!"

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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Pool Player #1: "I nicknamed the cue ball on my pool table 'Itch'."

Pool Player #2: "Why?"

Pool Player #1: "I'm always scratching it!"

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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Did you know O.J. Simpson is a fan of Peyton Manning?

Yep, he likes slow white Broncos.

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posted by "hotrod3rd" |
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What do you call twelve bouncers all in the same Manhattan bar?

The New York Knicks

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |