If at first you don't succeed...
There's always second base!
A football coach was asked his secret of evaluating raw recruits.
"Well," he said, "I take 'em out in the woods and make 'em run. The ones that go around the trees, I make into running backs. The ones that run into the trees, I turn into linemen."
Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
There was a face off in the corner.
Two guys sitting in a football stadium waiting for the game to start.
One turns to the other and says, “I hope the rain keeps up!”
“Oh, why?”
“So it doesn’t come down!”