sport jokes

Al: You're looking glum.

Sam: Yeah, my doctor says I can't play football.

Al: Really? I didn't know he'd ever seen you play!

"Hello 911, my wife passed out, but wait, I think she's starting to come to again."

(911) "What happened just before she passed out?"

"I asked her if she wanted to go out to dinner."

(911) "Then what happened?"

"She said, 'On a Monday night?' and then she passed out."

(911) "No worries then, she'll be fine. I get a rash of these calls when they cancel Monday night football."

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

Why do artists never win when they play football?

They keep drawing!