sport jokes

A guy goes to the Doctor and says I've got a cricket ball stuck up my bum !
The Doctor says "How's That"
The guy says don't you start !

A football fan is a guy who’ll yell at the quarterback for not spotting an open receiver forty-five yards down the field...

... And then head for the parking lot and not be able to find his own car!

Larry took Barb, his girlfriend, to her first football game. Afterwards, he asked her how she liked the game. “I liked it, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other for twenty-five cents,” she asked.
“What do you mean?”
“Well, everyone kept yelling, ‘Get the quarter back!’”

Larry took Barb, his girlfriend, to her first football game. Afterwards, he asked her how she liked the game. “I liked it, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other for twenty-five cents,” she asked.
“What do you mean?”
“Well, everyone kept yelling, ‘Get the quarter back!’”