sport jokes

To get his mind off his losing streak at the racetrack, I took my friend horseback riding. Being a novice, he freaked when his horse took off.

"How do I get it to slow down?!" he yelled.

"Bet on it!" I hollered back.

Why are professional skiers always politically correct?

Because it's a slippery slope!

A boxer's trainer told him to stay down until 8...

He looked up from the canvas and asked, "What time is it now?"

What do you call a sold-out Demolition Derby event?

A smashing success!