Did you know O.J. Simpson is a fan of Peyton Manning?
Yep, he likes slow white Broncos.
What do you call twelve bouncers all in the same Manhattan bar?
The New York Knicks
My wife claims I'm a baseball fanatic. She says all I ever read about is baseball. All I ever talk about is baseball. All I ever think about is baseball.
I told her she's way off base!
My idea of a SUPER BOWL is a toilet that cleans itself...