sport jokes

Pool Player #1: "I nicknamed the cue ball on my pool table 'Itch'."

Pool Player #2: "Why?"

Pool Player #1: "I'm always scratching it!"

Did you know O.J. Simpson is a fan of Peyton Manning?

Yep, he likes slow white Broncos.

What do you call twelve bouncers all in the same Manhattan bar?

The New York Knicks

My wife claims I'm a baseball fanatic. She says all I ever read about is baseball. All I ever talk about is baseball. All I ever think about is baseball.

I told her she's way off base!