sport jokes

I hurt myself at crossFit today...

Now I find myself making crosses while sitting down...

I call it Cross-Sit!

One fisherman to another, "You should've seen what happened yesterday at the lake."

"What happened?"

"I caught a twenty-three pound salmon!"

"Were there any witnesses?"

"Yes, of course! If there wasn't, it would've been thirty-three pounds."

One of the youth soccer coaches didn't care much for my refereeing and had no problem letting me know it. Fed up, I politely threatened him with a send-off if he didn't stop.

He calmed down, but an older woman took up where he'd left off. "You'd better control your sideline," I warned the coach.

The coach turned to the woman and barked, "Knock it off, Mom!"

Q: What is it that, the harder you run, the harder it is to catch?

A: Your breath.