What are generational golfers?
People with links to the past.
"In Major League Baseball, if the distance between the bases are the same, then why does it take longer to run from 2nd base to 3rd base?"
"You know there is a Shortstop."
Why did the ballplayer bring a rope to the game?
He wanted to tie the score.
Why don't most women play football?
Because it's hard to get 11 women to wear the same outfit in public!