Did you hear about the not so smart young lady that was injured while ice fishing?
She was run over by the zamboni.
Sign inside a bowling alley:
"Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."
I was recently sharing with my father how bad my college football team had lost to a major rival 58-0 and that it couldn't get any worse.
Dad, in his infinite wisdom indicated, "The score could have been 65-0."
Tennis Coach: "I know everything about tennis. You can ask me anything."
Student: "Sir, how many holes are there in the net?"