Why didn't the dog want to play football?
It was a boxer!
Why do artists never win when they play football?
They keep drawing!
If a criminal sells illegal tennis rackets on the black market...
Does that make him guilty of racketeering?
An announcement at the local ice skating rink: "Will the lady that left 6 kids on the ice rink, please pick them up. THEY ARE MAKING OUR PROFESSIONAL HOCKEY TEAM LOOK BAD!"