What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?
He waits at the next station.
I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg...
I thought, "This could be interesting."
Wife: John, what becomes of a ballplayer when his eyesight starts to fail?
John: They make him an umpire.
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
Because all the fans leave.