sport jokes

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His team was 20 points behind and the coach was desperate, so he looked down the bench to his 330 pound tackle that was not his brightest player. The coach called him over and asked him, "If I put you in, can you play ruthless?"

"I sure can coach! Which one is ruthless?"

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posted by "Bumpa Hennigar" |
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Why did the home crowd scream with delight when their favorite batter got three strikes?

He just happened to be bowling at the time.

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed on Monday for nearly two hours. One of the players, while on his way to the locker room, happened to look down and notice a suspicious-looking, unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.

Practice was immediately suspended while the Drug Enforcement Agency was called in to investigate.

After a complete field analysis, the DEA determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice was resumed when the DEA agents decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Today I turned on the television and saw commercials...

Every now and then they were interrupted by some Olympics coverage.

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posted by "Quantum321" |