sport jokes

Category: "Sport Jokes"
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Why do artists never win when they play football?

They keep drawing!

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posted by "manjinder" |
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If a criminal sells illegal tennis rackets on the black market...

Does that make him guilty of racketeering?

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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An announcement at the local ice skating rink: "Will the lady that left 6 kids on the ice rink, please pick them up. THEY ARE MAKING OUR PROFESSIONAL HOCKEY TEAM LOOK BAD!"

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CATEGORY Sport Jokes
posted by "barber7796" |
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A fisherman began to drill a hole in the ice to fish when a voice called out, "You can't fish there."

He moved the drill a few feet and began to drill again and the voice repeated, "You can't fish there either."

After three more attempts he yelled, "Why can't I fish here?"

"You can't fish anywhere here, this is an ice rink."

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CATEGORY Sport Jokes
posted by "Bumpa Hennigar" |