A guy bet against his friend who was boxing but his friend won.
"You bet against me?!" his friend asked.
"Yeah, but you double crossed me and decided to actually win this time!"
During graduate school, I tutored a football player in Psychology 101. After the session, my supervising professor asked me if I was interested in the student, since he was a good-looking athlete.
“No, I’m not,” I assured him.
“Yeah, you probably prefer men who eat quiche,” he joked.
“Actually, I prefer men who can spell quiche.”
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
During the recent winter Olympus the leading downhill skier. was told he had a temperature.
"How high is it doctor?" he wanted to know.
"A hundred and one..."
"What's the world record?"