Mo: What were the best sporting events you’ve ever attended?
Joe: Well, years ago I went to an Indiana-Michigan basketball game. Indiana was coached by the iconic Bobby Knight.
Mo: Wow!
Joe: And recently, I went to an Ohio State-Michigan football game. Ohio State was coached by the up-and-coming
Ryan Day.
Mo: Wow again! What were those games like?
Joe: They were like Knight and Day!
I think my son is a serious hockey fan.
I told him I was going to the restroom and he asked, "A two-minute minor or a five-minute major?"
Research shows that laughing for 2 minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minute jog.
So now I'm sitting in the park laughing at all the joggers.
Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. "So, how did you do son?" he asked.
"You'll never believe it!" Billy said. "I was responsible for the winning run!"
"Really? How'd you do that?"
"I dropped the ball."