My mate asked me to do a charity 5 mile run.
I said no.
He then told me it was for blind and disabled people.
I then thought, I could actually win this.
Mo: What were the best sporting events you’ve ever attended?
Joe: Well, years ago I went to an Indiana-Michigan basketball game. Indiana was coached by the iconic Bobby Knight.
Mo: Wow!
Joe: And recently, I went to an Ohio State-Michigan football game. Ohio State was coached by the up-and-coming
Ryan Day.
Mo: Wow again! What were those games like?
Joe: They were like Knight and Day!
I think my son is a serious hockey fan.
I told him I was going to the restroom and he asked, "A two-minute minor or a five-minute major?"
Research shows that laughing for 2 minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minute jog.
So now I'm sitting in the park laughing at all the joggers.