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Favorite this joke In an airport, a flight gets canceled because the captain wasn't there.
Someone says, "So give the captain's armband to someone else!"
You know what really makes me throw up?
A dartboard on a ceiling.
Tommy: "Oh no, it's a run home!"
Suzy: "Don't you mean a home run?"
Tommy: "No, I really do mean a run home. I just hit he ball through Mr. Johnson's window!"
Telling his grandson about his days as a Golden Gloves contestant, Max said, "The bell rang, and we met in the center of the ring. First he threw a left cross, then came the right cross."
Max hesitated and his grandson asked, "Then what happened?"
"Then," sighed Max, "came the Red Cross."
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