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Favorite this joke My wife had never been to a baseball game, so I took her to see the Cincinnati Reds one night.
Our seats were right behind the third-base line. At the top of the first inning, the batter hit a foul ball.
Miraculously, I managed to catch it on the fly.
As I sat down, breathless with excitement, my wife turns to me and says, "That was nice! How many of those do you get a game?"
In an airport, a flight gets canceled because the captain wasn't there.
Someone says, "So give the captain's armband to someone else!"
You know what really makes me throw up?
A dartboard on a ceiling.
Tommy: "Oh no, it's a run home!"
Suzy: "Don't you mean a home run?"
Tommy: "No, I really do mean a run home. I just hit he ball through Mr. Johnson's window!"
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