sport jokes

What did the smurf get in karate?

A blue belt!

Q: What was the sick boys favorite sport?

A: Hurling.

Q: What do you have if you hold 13 tennis balls in one hand and 15 tennis balls in the other hand?

A: REALLY big hands!

Once a foolish teen wanted to play Cricket with the local boys. They allowed him, and when it was his turn to bat the Wicket Keeper said, "You're holding the bat the wrong way".

The teen said that he knew. With the first ball he was out and the umpire raised his finger. The teen waved his own finger.

The umpire said "You're out!".

The teen replied "No I am not!".

The umpire said "Look one wicket has fallen down".

The teen said, "So what there are two more to go".