All it took was two months...

Just 2 months in-house with his wife and kids and Tom Brady is BACK on the field.

At the final stop of a bus line, a reporter is taking a poll. She approaches a man and asks him, "When you are sitting in the bus and an elderly person enters, do you get up and give up your seat?"

The man responds with emphasis, "No way!"

Surprised the reporter asks, "Well, why not?"

The man answers, "I'm the driver."