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She entered the office of a noted divorce lawyer. "I want to know if I have grounds for divorce? "she asked.

"Are you married?" asked the lawyer.

"Yes, I am."

"Then, "he replied, "you have ground."

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CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
posted by "WomenPower" |
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When my 88-year-old mother was called for jury duty, she had to submit to questioning by the opposing lawyers.

"Have you ever dealt with an attorney?" asked the plaintiff's lawyer.

"Yes. I had an attorney write my living trust," she responded.

"And how did that turn out?"

"I don't know," she said. "Ask me again after I go."

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CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
posted by "aak" |
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A man hired a lawyer when he got sued by his company for the embezzlement of many millions. At the beginning of the process, the lawyer kindly reassured him, "Don’t worry, you’ll never go to jail with that amount of money.“

And the lawyer was right. When the man did go to jail eventually, he didn’t have a penny anymore.

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CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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"Excuse me," a young fellow said to an older man, "I've just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal lawyers?"

"Well," replied the older man, "I have lived here all my life and all I can tell you is we are pretty sure we do, but no one has been able to prove it yet."

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CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |