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Favorite this joke There was a lawyer and a skunk standing in the road. How can u tell which lane each one was in?
There are skid marks in front of the skunk...
A woman was found guilty in traffic court and when asked for her occupation she said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court."
He smiled with delight. "Now sit down at that table and write, 'I will not run a red light' five hundred times."
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Why are lawyers liable to go to hell?
They are so full of lies it makes the devil blush.
What is the favorite pastime for Retired Lawyers?
Ambulance chasing!
----- Old Habits Die Hard-----
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