There was a lawyer and a skunk standing in the road. How can u tell which lane each one was in?
There are skid marks in front of the skunk...
A woman was found guilty in traffic court and when asked for her occupation she said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court."
He smiled with delight. "Now sit down at that table and write, 'I will not run a red light' five hundred times."
Why are lawyers liable to go to hell?
They are so full of lies it makes the devil blush.
What is the favorite pastime for Retired Lawyers?
Ambulance chasing!
----- Old Habits Die Hard-----