salespeople jokes

I sell ammunition. My motto is, "ALWAYS leave them wanting more!"

A man walks into a pharmacy and buys a pack of condoms. The cashier ask him if he wants a bag.

He replies, "No, she's not that ugly."

To get a massive and immediate attention from a buyer, the Vacuum Cleaner salesman opens a bag of horse manure and spreads it all over the carpet.

Then he says to the possible buyer with confidence, "Mrs. if this vacuum cleaner can't clean all that manure I will eat the rest!"

The lady asks, "Do you want ketchup with that?"

Why the salesman ask?

"Because we just moved in and we don't have electricity yet!"

A tired traveler decided to find a hotel for the night. He stumbled to the front desk and said to the clerk, “Pardon me, I’m exhausted, I’ve been driving for fourteen hours, I’m hungry, and I have a headache. Can you just tell me what room I’m in?”
“Certainly, sir,” the helpful clerk replied. “You are in the lobby.”