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Favorite this joke A deputy arrested a young man. The young man was verbally complaining to the officer about the injustice of him being arrested. He proclaimed his innocence over and over.
The verbal barrage went on for about fifteen minutes as the deputy drove the young man to jail. Finally the young man asked the officer in a loud voice, "So tell me then, what do you do when you catch a real criminal?"
The deputy shook his head sadly and responded, "I don't know. All I've ever caught are innocent people."
Did you hear that they moved all the prisoners from Alcatraz island over to the Greek island of Crete?
They also changed the name to Con-Crete!
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A bank robber pulls out a gun, points it at the teller, and says, "Give me all the money or you're geography!"
The puzzled teller replies, "Did you mean to say 'or you're history?'"
The robber says, "Don't change the subject!"
A thief was arrested for breaking into a Toys "R" Us store and stealing a board game...
He got Life.
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