"What do you want to be when you grow up?" asked the teacher.
Little Johnny raised his hand as says, “A congressman.”
The teacher asked why and Little Johnny replied, "Because they spend most of their time at recess."
The teacher asked her students which state they thought has the most cows. A little girl raised her hand and said Texas.
The teacher said, "That is right, you get an 'A'. Now which state do you think has the most sheep?"
A little boy raised his hand and said Montana. The teacher said, "That's right, you get an 'A'. Who can tell me which state has the most turkeys?"
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, that's easy, "Washington D.C.!"
The teacher gave him an A+.
Little Johnny was on the playground having a disagreement with another boy. The teacher comes out and tells the boys the best way to solve problems is to be agreeable and also open to compromise.
Little Johnny replies, "OK, I’ll agree to let him compromise."
The English teacher asks if any student can name two words that don’t belong together in a sentence.
Little Johnny raised his hand, "I know, I know… 'man bun' right?"