little johnny jokes

Teacher: "Can anyone tell me where the toothbrush was invented?"

Little Johnny: "In Kentucky. If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush."

Teacher: "Who could give me three examples of possessive pronouns?"

Little Johnny: "Um... iPad, yourPad and theirPod?"

One day, little Johnny came up to his father and asked, “Dad, where did I come from?”

Dad squirmed a bit, but thought it was time his son knew the facts of life. He told him the expression of love resulted in the beginning of life. How life developed and finally, how a child was born. As the story unfolded, Johnny’s eyes got wider and wider.

When his father was finished, Johnny said, “Wow, that is really neat. That sure beats what Billy told me. He said that he came from Cranston.”