little johnny jokes

Teacher: "Who could give me three examples of possessive pronouns?"

Little Johnny: "Um... iPad, yourPad and theirPod?"

One day, little Johnny came up to his father and asked, “Dad, where did I come from?”

Dad squirmed a bit, but thought it was time his son knew the facts of life. He told him the expression of love resulted in the beginning of life. How life developed and finally, how a child was born. As the story unfolded, Johnny’s eyes got wider and wider.

When his father was finished, Johnny said, “Wow, that is really neat. That sure beats what Billy told me. He said that he came from Cranston.”

"Johnny, where's your homework?" Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy, while holding out her hand.

"My dog ate it," was his solemn response.

"Johnny, I have been a teacher for eighteen years. Do you really expect me to believe that?"

"It's true, Miss Martin, I swear," insisted Johnny. "I had to force him, but he ate it!"

Teacher: Which hand do you eat spaghetti with Little Johnny?

Little Johnny: I don't use my hands, I use a fork.