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Favorite this joke Teacher: How many seconds are there in a year?
Little Johnny: Twelve.
Teacher: Twelve? Are you sure?
Little Johnny: Yes. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2....
Little Johnny came home from school with a sofa slung across his back I'm and armchairs under his arms.
His father said, ”Little Johnny, I told you not to accept suites from strangers.”
Little Johnny goes to the local Farm & Ranch store to buy bird feed.
The salesperson ask how many birds does he have?
Little Johnny replies, "None, I want to grow some."
Teacher: "Where did Abraham Lincoln live?"
Little Johnny: "At the Gettysburg Address."
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