Little Mary talking to Little Johnny: I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.
Little Johnny: That's mine. I dropped a twenty-cent coin there this morning.
Little Mary: But, what I found was two ten-cent coins!
Little Johnny: That's it. I heard it break when it hit the ground.
Little Johnny was playing in his yard when his next door neighbor drove by pulling a trailer. He ask what did he have in the trailer?
"Manure,"the neighbor replied.
"What are you going to do with it?" asked Little Johnny
"Put it on my strawberries," answered the farmer.
Little Johnny replied, "You ought to come and eat with us, we put ice-cream on our strawberries."