As the first grade teach bent over to pick up an eraser, little Joey started to giggle. "Teacher, I just saw your stockings."
The teacher replied, "You will stay in for recess with that remark."
Later, she bent over to pick up a piece of chalk as little Mikey began to giggle, "Teacher, I just saw your knees."
The teacher demanded he go to the office immediately for that remark. Still later she bent way down to pick up a piece of paper and little Billy began to clean out his desk and head for the door. Teacher asked Billy where he was going.
He replied, "Teacher, I see my school days are over."
The teacher asked her students which state they thought has the most cows. A little girl raised her hand and said Texas! The teacher said, that right, you get an A.
Now which state do you think has the most sheep? A little boy raised his hand and said Montana! The teacher said that's right you get an A.
Who can tell me which state has the most turkeys? Little Johnny raised his hand and said, that's easy, Washington D.C.
The teacher gave him an A+.