little johnny jokes

Little Johnny's father sees him crying and worriedly asks what's wrong. "Oh," Johnny sniffles. "I lost a nickel."

"There, there, son," his father says kindly. "I'll give you a nice new nickel." He then reaches into his wallet, takes out a nickel, and gives it to Johnny.

Despite his father's kindness, Johnny only cries harder. "Say, what's wrong now, son?" his father asks, very perplexed.

"Now I wish I'd said I lost a quarter!"

Teacher: "What a strange pair of socks Johnny, one of your socks is striped and the other is plain red."

Johnny: "Yes, it is very strange. I have another pair at home exactly the same."

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Teacher: "What is a nitrate?"

Little Johnny: "I'm not sure, but it's NOT cheaper than a day rate!"

Teacher: What is the lowest frequency noise that a human can register?

Little Johnny: A mouse.

Teacher: What is the highest frequency noise that a human can register?

Little Johnny: Mariah Carey.