little johnny jokes

Teacher: “What’s your favorite wonder of the world?”

Little Johnny: “The Pyramid of Pizza.”

Teacher: “You mean the Pyramids of Giza, right?”

Little Johnny: “Nope, I mean the pyramid shaped building downtown that sells pizza.”

Little Johnny: ”That isn’t a wonder of the world Johnny.”

Little Johnny: “Apparently you haven’t tried their pizza yet.”

Little Johnny: “Having a farm is really hard work.”

Billy: “It’s an ant farm Johnny, all you have to do is supervise.”

Teacher: “Can anyone give me an example of a paradigm shift?”

Little Johnny: “It’s when you change a pair of dimes into four nickels.”

"Hey, Mom," asked Johnny "Can you give me twenty dollars?"

"Certainly not."

"If you do," he went on, "I'll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop."

His mother's ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. "Well, what did he say?"

"He said, 'Hey, Marie, please make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.' "