little johnny jokes

After writing a simple equation on the board the teacher asked if anyone could solve the problem.

Little Johnny walked up to the board, erased it and said, “Problem Solved.”

Teacher: Little Johnny you look sad today.

Little Johnny: Actually I’m really, really sad. My dad caught me sneaking a cookie before dinner with our new nanny cam and now I’m grounded.

Teacher: I can understand you being sad but why are you really, really sad?

Little Johnny: When I told my mother what happened she said, “What nanny cam? We don’t have a nanny cam.”

Teacher: “What’s your favorite wonder of the world?”

Little Johnny: “The Pyramid of Pizza.”

Teacher: “You mean the Pyramids of Giza, right?”

Little Johnny: “Nope, I mean the pyramid shaped building downtown that sells pizza.”

Little Johnny: ”That isn’t a wonder of the world Johnny.”

Little Johnny: “Apparently you haven’t tried their pizza yet.”

Little Johnny: “Having a farm is really hard work.”

Billy: “It’s an ant farm Johnny, all you have to do is supervise.”