little johnny jokes

Category: "Little Johnny Jokes"
3 votes

Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"

The policeman said, "What's he like?"

Little Johnny replied, "Beer and women!"

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
3 votes

Mom: "Little Johnny, why are you taking your ruler to bed with you?"

Little Johnny: "To see how long I sleep..."

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$7.00 won 10 votes

"Johnny, why are you late?" asked the teacher angrily.

"Sorry teacher, it was late when I left home."

"Then why didn't you start earlier?"

"Sorry, at that point it was too late to start earlier."

10 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Egbert" |
$7.00 won 11 votes

Little Johnny ran into the room sobbing as through his heart would break.

"Whats the problem Johnny?" asked his mother.

"Oh, daddy was hanging a picture and he dropped it on his toe," replied Johnny.

"Why, that's nothing to cry about. You should be laughing at that," said his mother.

"I did," Johnny replied.

11 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Benjones" |