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Favorite this joke Little Johnny's mother is making dinner when Johnny runs up to her, sobbing uncontrollably. "Mom, Mom! I just cleaned my room!" he exclaims.
"Why, that's wonderful dear!" his mother replies. "But why does that make you so unhappy?"
"Because I still can't find my snake!"
Little Johnny is visiting an art museum with his parents. When they enter the main room, he observes a sign reading, "ART OBJECTS."
Johnny then taps his father on the shoulder and asks, "If art objects, why is he letting everyone look at his paintings?"
Little Johnny is visiting his grandma for the weekend. "Would you like a piece of cake, Johnny Dear?" Grandma asks.
"Yes, please," Johnny replies.
"That's a good boy, Johnny," Grandma says happily. "I love to hear you say please."
"And if you want to hear me say it again, you can put some ice cream on it," Johnny replies.
Little Johnny: "Daddy, remember that big chocolate cake Mommy made for the bake sale, and I promised not to eat any of it?"
Dad: "Yes, son."
Little Johnny: "And remember how you promised that if I did, I would get a time out?"
Dad: "Yes, son."
Little Johnny: "Well, now that I've broken my promise, it's probably only fair that you break yours too."
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