little johnny jokes

It was Dad's turn to read Little Johnny a bedtime story. After twenty minutes, Mom called up the stairs, "Is he asleep?"

Little Johnny called back, "Yes, finally."

Little Johnny: "Hey Mom, tomorrow there's a small PTA meeting at school."

Mom: "A small PTA meeting?"

Little Johnny: "Yeah, just you, me and the principal."

Little Johnny's mother is making dinner when Johnny runs up to her, sobbing uncontrollably. "Mom, Mom! I just cleaned my room!" he exclaims.

"Why, that's wonderful dear!" his mother replies. "But why does that make you so unhappy?"

"Because I still can't find my snake!"

Little Johnny is visiting an art museum with his parents. When they enter the main room, he observes a sign reading, "ART OBJECTS."

Johnny then taps his father on the shoulder and asks, "If art objects, why is he letting everyone look at his paintings?"